I met another fairy today, though I'm surprised he's still alive. He is not what one would call subtle...nor is he exactly shy. Really, it's unfortunate for his kind sometimes that they can sense other nature inclined beings, especially considering the few of his kind that show no cautious nature around humans.
How do I know this? Well, judging that I expect very few of you to actually read this, I'll tell you. I was in the park, trying to coax a bit of information out of the trees as to any other elves recently being in the area...when all of a sudden I am tackled from behind (my hat very promptly ripped off, showing my ears to the general public), and of all nerve, that full grown fairy (they're an average adult human height when in the presence of humans, thankfully) nibbled my ear and proclaimed for the entire population to hear; "Oh, you're such a cute elf, aren't you?"
I have never been quite so shocked of that nature in my entire life.
But it didn't help at all that apparently this fairy knew the general weakness of my kind-- because I soon found him straddling me when my knees gave out rather weakly from the nibble to my pointed hearing devices.
After convincing him that it was in his best interest to remove himself promptly from my person, it was only then that I learned his name. Lionus, though I could easily see where he got it from. His voice is certainly enough to rival that of a lion's roar.
Sometimes I think I'm too gullible. Why? He's sleeping in the next room. No, wait, that sounds wrong! I assure you, the next room is the guest room. Never assumed that I've had ANY sort of ...physical interaction with anyone. I'm much too busy to dabble in that sort of thing!
But, while he's here, I suppose I should very well try to find out if he knows anything about him..Or knows anyone that might.
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